How to get Gold in GTA 5 the Civil Border Patrol (Joe & Josef)

We’re going through how get gold in GTA 5 Minute Men mission, Civil Border Patrol.

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Join me, then, in our continuing series, getting gold in every damn mission, in GTA 5 as we look at Grand Theft Auto mission Civil Border Patrol.

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Getting gold in this one can be a bit challenging, and may take a few goes to get right; so don’t be too hard on yourself if you don’t get it the first couple of tries.

To get gold in this one we’ll need to

  • Stop the assailants in 40 seconds
  • Steal the bands car

So let’s pick it up at the end of the cutscene, after Joe and Josef have introduced themselves…

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About the Civil Border Patrol

Trevor comes into Joe and Josef gazing inside an abandoned Surfer at a gas station along Joshua Road in the Grand Senora Desert. When Trevor approaches, Josef instantly approaches him and demands to see his passport in Russian. Joe eventually bursts in and informs Trevor, who is perplexed, that he and Josef are members of the Civil Border Patrol, an organisation of private people dedicated to keeping America free of “illegal” immigrants. Joe says he recognises a kindred patriot in Trevor and invites him to join him and Josef. Trevor concurs.

Joe’s Park Ranger drives them to the neighbouring Yellow Jack Inn, where he suspects immigrants are sheltering. Trevor enters the Yellow Jack when the three arrive, but there are no immigrants inside. When he emerges, though, he notices two mariachi singers in a Tornado. The mariachis are pursued by Trevor and the Civil Border Patrol until they are apprehended. The mission comes to a conclusion as Joe praises Trevor for his efforts.

About the Joe & Joseph – the Minute Men

The Civil Border Patrol is a civilian-led paramilitary-style organisation based in Blaine County that intends to “defend” the United States against “dangerous” illegal immigration. Joe, a paranoid southerner who despises foreigners, and Joe’s best buddy, Josef, a cold, aggressive Russian immigrant who knows barely any English, make up the entire gang.

The gang travels around Blaine County on a weekly basis to locate, apprehend, and report persons of Mexican ancestry, the majority of whom appear to be legal residents of the United States and thus cannot be deported, though Joe and Josef continue to attempt. The Civil Border Patrol nearly exclusively use tasers as a weapon, with the goal of capturing illegal aliens alive since, as Joe puts it, the Civil Border Patrol is made up of “decent people.”

The Park Ranger is the CBP’s primary mode of transportation for its agents.