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Civil Border Patrol

Joe and the all-American Josef clear “illegals” from around Blane County in GTA 5 mission, The Civil Border Patrol. This can only go well.
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Grand Theft Auto is a truly massive game. Between GTA 5 and the constant updates from Rockstar for GTA Online; there’s no shortage of new content and interesting things to do.

Join me, then, in our continuing series, getting gold in every damn mission, in GTA 5 as we look at Grand Theft Auto mission Civil Border Patrol.

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Getting gold in this one can be a bit challenging, and may take a few goes to get right; so don’t be too hard on yourself if you don’t get it the first couple of tries.

So let’s pick it up at the end of the cutscene, after Joe and Josef have introduced themselves…

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Trevor comes into Joe and Josef gazing inside an abandoned Surfer at a gas station along Joshua Road in the Grand Senora Desert. When Trevor approaches, Josef instantly approaches him and demands to see his passport in Russian. Joe eventually bursts in and informs Trevor, who is perplexed, that he and Josef are members of the Civil Border Patrol, an organisation of private people dedicated to keeping America free of “illegal” immigrants. Joe says he recognises a kindred patriot in Trevor and invites him to join him and Josef. Trevor concurs.

Joe’s Park Ranger drives them to the neighbouring Yellow Jack Inn, where he suspects immigrants are sheltering. Trevor enters the Yellow Jack when the three arrive, but there are no immigrants inside. When he emerges, though, he notices two mariachi singers in a Tornado. The mariachis are pursued by Trevor and the Civil Border Patrol until they are apprehended. The mission comes to a conclusion as Joe praises Trevor for his efforts.

The Civil Border Patrol is a civilian-led paramilitary-style organisation based in Blaine County that intends to “defend” the United States against “dangerous” illegal immigration. Joe, a paranoid southerner who despises foreigners, and Joe’s best buddy, Josef, a cold, aggressive Russian immigrant who knows barely any English, make up the entire gang.

The gang travels around Blaine County on a weekly basis to locate, apprehend, and report persons of Mexican ancestry, the majority of whom appear to be legal residents of the United States and thus cannot be deported, though Joe and Josef continue to attempt. The Civil Border Patrol nearly exclusively use tasers as a weapon, with the goal of capturing illegal aliens alive since, as Joe puts it, the Civil Border Patrol is made up of “decent people.”

The Park Ranger is the CBP’s primary mode of transportation for its agents.

hi in this video we’re going through how to get gold in
the gta 5 minutemen mission civil border patrol
hi and welcome back my name is Dan and i’m an old grumpy gamer grand theft auto is a
truly massive game between gta 5 and the constant updates from rockstar for gta online there’s no
shortage of new content and interesting things to do join me then in our continuing series
getting gold in every damn mission in gta 5 as we look at the grand theft auto mission
civil border patrol before we dive in if you’re new to the channel we do how-to guides
news and giveaways so consider subscribing ring the bell to stay up to date getting gold in this
one is a little bit challenging it may take a few goes to get right so don’t be hard on yourself
if you fail the first couple of times to get gold in this one we’ll need to
stop the assignments in less than 40 seconds and steal the band’s car once we’ve knocked them out
so let’s pick it up at the end of the cutscene after joe and joseph have introduced themselves so
we’re already in the car and we need to follow the yellow marker down to the pub near trevor’s place
we’ll just pull in here and it doesn’t really matter where you pull up because the car will
be reset afterwards so just jump on out then head into the pub or the tavern or whatever you’d like
to call it try not to upset the locals too much all right we want to head in and then just head
around to the back where the yellow dot is at which point trevor will get another notification
all right there we go so head back out yeah it’s going to prompt you to jump into the car we do not
want to do that instead what we’re going to do as we run out is select a uh a rifle and try
and take out the tyres of the car okay that’s done great so you can see we’ve got the stone
gun there we’ll run over to the mexican fellas the mariachi bands i should say
take out these guys using the stun guns just to make sure that we get gold in that
so that’s both of them down one more for good measure because why not there we go
and now we can just jump in the car all right and we’ve just heard joe just say we can go
away so that’s all good and now we can head off car’s not in great shape if i’m honest probably
because someone just took out the tyres and shot at it a lot but that’s all good and that is gold
so we’ve got the ride and we’ve also got the uh stop the music so that was great five seconds
what an absolute cracker really happy with that one so what are your thoughts do you have any
tips for other viewers or could this have been done differently leave your comment down below
and check out the video on the left for the next minutemen mission or the one on the right for some
more old grumpy gamer goodness stay safe wash your hands and we’ll see you in the next video

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